Niall, Me, Ed, Anthony, Alex, Tombo and BZ's idea of normality

This is typed exactly howit was written, not even the punctuation is changed. (and for the record, I don't have an obsession with SPT, the racist bit is BZ, and the disgusting bits are more than likely to be Dells/ Alex, including the bollocks about wombs and Mrs Snee...)



Skidoosh is the dangling goiter of Gary Linecker's potato fetish. Skrooby droo sucks pavement pizza because it's medicinal and it gives little boys chest acne. "Penisbrittle!!!" exclaimed Shakespeare "my ass itcheth it's like lice-city!". Then [B.Z]. Guff Mcguire masturbates toad-sheep because Yak's gotta anti-fungus disability, which in turn gives Yak pleasure. BOOM!! "Hella bangin'!" Exclaimed Yak & Reda. Your penis is tiny Guffy. Miss Hughes + Yak = Yak's death from lack of wombat porn "SKIDOOSH!" said Snoopy, "indubitably", said Sherlock Bones and Mrs Snee. "The Zombie Game" caused erotic erectile disfunction however Yak is emo and get's Sarah's womb!!! "Mmmm Exhaust orgasms" said Yak "SARAH!!! is already historectomied, so fuck me Sarah", said Connor "With oomph!" replied Callan, before starting to masticate Sarah's mother "I'm here to get laid" Callan said, wanking. Muffaty hummer. "Yak!" screamed the drain. "Death of a whore" cried Yak, sodomizing. "Oh Yak," moaned Mrs. Ratcliffe (his wife), who goes by the name of SPT - Science Am, who's best friend is a little chocolate man called Shaun, and runs over Irish policemen daily because racism is fantastic!... nigger!

Ed bummed Hough and Yak felt left out. "Fatty Boomalang," exclaimed Mr Curly Bellend, "Yak is horny!". Emo's shit constantly. Anal was given to Ed by Gordon Brown and Mrs Snee's dog-like vagina - Ohhh FISHY! Fish fish paste! Yak smells bad and Guff McGuire Rules this school!!

(Me now): I seem to have caught a lot of shit in this. And that was actually quite disturbing, I was trying to keep it normal when we wrote it but I didn't realise it was this bad!