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Which amazing badass pokémon are you? Oh man, the questions and answers are class:

Question 1
You're walking down the GODDAMN street and someone offers you some GODDAMN Greek Style Natural Yoghurt. What the FUCK do you do?

YOGHURT DOESN'T EXIST IN MY FUCKING ERA.

RUN AROUND FUCKING ATTACKING PEOPLE COZ YOU CAN'T SEE THE FUCKING YOGHURT.

FUCKING KICK THE BASTARD.

FUCKING MOO.

NURSE IT BACK TO FULL FUCKING HEALTH.

FLOAT.

LICK THAT SHIT UP.

FUCKING FEEL DEPRESSED AND SIGH.

FUCKING ELECTRIFY THE FUCK OUT OF IT COZ YOU CAN'T EAT IT.

SPLIT IT INTO NINE EVEN SIZED FUCKING PORTIONS.

HAUNT THE SHIT OUT OF THE YOGHURT.

FUCKING SLASH THE FUCKING YOGHURT.

Question 2
Someone bakes you a GODDAMN LEMON CAKE. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?!

FUCKING PUT IT IN THE OVEN.

FUCKING CHARGE AT IT.

FUCKING PLAY SOCCER WITH IT.

WHAT'S A LEMON CAKE?!

CUT IT INTO GODDAMN EQUAL SLICES.

PARALYSE THAT SHIT.

FUCKING BURY THAT SHIT.

I DON'T LIKE LEMON CAKE.

LICK THAT SHIT..

TAKE IT TO THE GODDAMN HOSPITAL FOR THE GODDAMN CHILDREN

FUCKING FLAP AROUND AND SHIT.

FUCKING CAN'T EAT IT COZ I DON'T HAVE A MOUTH.

Question 3
You're walking around in some GODDAMN tall grass and some ASSHOLE tries to throw a FUCKING BALL AT YOU. WHAT THE SHIT DO YOU DO?

DO SOME GODDAMN KNITTING.

FUCKING GLARE AT THAT SHIT.

PLAY SOME GODDAMN SOCCER

FUCKING LICK THE BALL AND IT GETS FUCKING PARALYSED.

FUCKING MOO THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

FUCKING BE A ROCK.

FUCKING FLY AROUND COZ YOU CAN'T SEE IT.

FUCKING NURSE THAT SHIT.

FUCKING BE GREEN.

FUCKING TRY AND CATCH ALL THREE OF ME!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE HUMANS?!

FUCKING PLAY BASEBALL.

Question 4
What is FUCKING FUNNY to you?

THE FUCKING CHILDREN.

Pretending to be a rock and then PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE.

AAAAHHHH!!!!

PURPLE.

PEOPLE WITHOUT BIGASS TONGUES.

FUCKING MOUTHS.

KNIVES AND SHIT.

I DON'T FIND SHIT FUNNY. THAT'S FOR FUCKING VULPIX OR SOME SHIT.

FUCKING PUNCHING.

Nothing is funny.

FUCKING TECHNOLOGY.

CHARGING THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE.

Question 5
You fail your GODDAMN exams. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?!

KICK THAT SHIT.

FUCKING THROW SHIT AROUND AND FUCKING MAKE AN EARTHQUAKE.

FUCKING DIE.

BURN! BURN! BUUUUUURRRRN!

MAKE OUT WITH THE EXAMINERS.

FUCKING CRY.

FUCKING NURSE THE EXAM TO EXCELLENCE.

FOSSILISE THAT SHIT.

DO SOME GODDAMN HYPER BEAMS OUT OF YOUR FOREHEAD.

FUCKING STICK TO A FRIDGE OR SOME SHIT.

SLASH THAT SHIT TO SHREDS.

WHAT?! I DIDN'T TAKE ANY FUCKING EXAMS I CAN'T SEE THE PAPER AND I CAN'T WRITE! JUST LET ME FUCKING FLAP!

Question 6
Where the FUCK do you LIVE?!

A BADASS HOSPITAL

SOME TALL FUCKING GRASS.

SOME GODDAMN FARM

FUCKING EVERYWHERE

A FUCKING KARATE...PLACE

Fucking in the past.

SOME GODDAMN WEEDS

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!

SOME GODDAMN CLOUD OR SOMETHING.

SOME NASTY ASS MAGNET.

SOME GODDAMN MOUNTAIN THAT HAS A BUNCH OF ROCKS AND SHIT.

A FUCKING VOLCANO

Question 7
Someone asks you to take a GODDAMN picture. WHAT DO YOU DO!?

LICK THE FUCKING CAMERA

DO SOME GODDAMN FLOATING.

FUCKING SLASH THE FUCK OUT OF THE PEEPS BEFORE YOU TAKE THE GODDAMN PICTURE.

CHARGE AT THAT SHIT.

FUCKING NURSE THAT SHIT.

FUCKING BECOME FOSSILISED OR SOME SHIT.

FUCKING TAKE NINE PHOTOS.

AAAH! YOU CAN'T HOLD THE CAMERA COZ YOU'RE BLIND AND HAVE NO HANDS!

FUCKING DROP KICK HIM.

THROW SOME GODDAMN ROCKS.

PUT THAT NASTY ASS CAMERA TO SLEEP.

BE FUCKING SAD NO ONE TAKES PICTURES WITH YOU.

Quiz Finished!