Thought I'd kick it off with the lynchpin of the universe; Lukas' dog Deezel!
"Come here you idiot, let me do it. Haha, look at this comment!"
Look at that, a shite camera!
Bloggin' my Blog!
New terrorist group that I'm part of, we're against all Nialls...
EdBed saw himself in my lens and realized his plastic surgery had gone horribly wrong!
"Right, we need to skate down the hill doing tricks like we're on Skate"
Lukas' new myspace default by request. Or just gay bros.
Hey hey we're the monkeys, or something like it.
Me - "Ok, you can get down now"
Eddy - "Right, next time you can stand on a pole for ages for a photo that blurred, my leg is shaking!"
EdBed, the most intelligent of the group, had an idea, and preceded to pass it on to Lukas. Ginge's caption.
Gorm and Headbanger. Head and Gormbanger.
Deaf pirate? Most definately CBBC!
MacDonalds food, good stuff. Bumped into Theo and Tom Cropper as we came in, Tom thought my sleeping bag was a tent?! Alex doesn't much like MacDonalds, especially the one at Melton. Ask him to find out why.
Alex nearly throwing up with laughter after my reaction to Eddy putting a chip with ice cream on it into my mouth, which involved me yelling, spluttering, laughing, choking, and coughing!
Eddy lurking as usual behind an abnormally gay-looking Alex and a normally retarded looking Lukas. "Come in!".
Toy soldiers
Termibrun and Forest Ginge
"Dang Termibrun, I failed Slow Rider on easy!" This is really funny and well made, but Alex hasn't put it up on Youtube for some reason. Shame.
Best desktop I've ever seen, now then Parky!
Parky and... JOHN DOUGLAS RANBY ! (Alex's granddad, if you've got Facebook look him up, he's bare chill!)
Lukas being stoked on a PSP he couldn't work, and my hat which he couldn't work either really. Although the full Topman outfit works well(?)
Harry - "Oi Alex, It's your favourite bit!"
Alex - "No it isn't, this isn't the bit where he bangs her!"
Leonidis, also known as Callum Gould. You'd have to be in top set English to get that one!
Never have I seen wheels being changed drawing so much attention... "Oi boys, he's pointing a camera at us" "No, It's alright, It's for his blog!"
Quik fit'll fix it? Nah, BZ'll Fix it!
"Oh God, we're going to get bummed by a bunch of goths!" To explain that quote, we were on our way back from the park and I decided to see what this photo would look like, and just as Alex was taking it, a bunch of goths turned up, and sat down on a bench about 6 foot from us. It wasn't particularly threatening, but there was a fairly large group of them! It must have looked pretty strange to them; Brandon aimlessly wandering about, Alex sat on a board pointing my camera up at me, and me stood in front of a streetlight looking down at him. Oh, and I was wearing Spag's hat backwards, which prompted BZ to ask "Where we going now then Ben?" on the way back from the park.
I don't know what to caption this... I suppose this will do
Alex's computer with the downs
BZ's got the munchies, not to mention the downs!
"Haha, It looks like a plantpot!"
Mmmm, Oasis...
Alex working long into the night trying to rectify the problem of us having Lukas' shirt because of Laura basically telling us to fuck off, and him wanting it back.
The delusional granny with dementia. City of Ember, highly (un)recommended
Yet another Myspace default attempt for Lukas that went wrong
Bz face is screwed up because he had just spent the previous 5 minutes jumping into the advertisements for films. With his head. I did it, and it gave me a headache. And he did it more than me!
This film could possibly have been infinitely better than City of Ember, but we'll never know. EEEE-GORRR!
The boys
Cheers to BZ for the photo and also for acting like a ladder and being extremely interested in a slug that fell off the roof of the cinema. Here is me sat on said roof after watching the worst film ever!
Running back from Lukas' house to Alex's in a race with Ena and BZ. We saw them outside Curries, and they said they had only just got back before our sweaty frames fell through the door!
I ended up losing him just after this, as we ran across the road next to Curries
Me - "Get stuck"
Brandon - "I can't get stuck, if I did that I would be stuck!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX6GzNDZtZM
Seans so hot right now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PnW9UctFXU
"You people are retarded, fuck you!"
Nerdin' it up
http://www.myspace.com/sk8tr131, read what Lukas has put under the video, and then try it. Impossible!
Me - "Hold still, you're blurring it!"
Alex - "I can't, I'm taking off my jeans, they're stuck, and I look like I'm giving birth!"
"I can't wait to see them FREAKY DEAKYS!"
Ughhh, morning...
Kip it off Bushbaby!
Grin it off!
The last thing we did before we went to sleep was conduct an autopsy on this alien
"Rendering Downs.avi"
Brekkie
The crucial envelope from Document as an invitation for the DIY Big Push... Oh God...
Darth Donny BZ, the new horrific evil in out world, that kills by jubbing...
And so the fellowship set off in search of a misleading place called Stoke, that looked good on footage but was actually really not that good.
On the road yet again
"She keeps staring at me, I think she's pissed off..."
Does what it says on the tin: It dings, it dongs, and it... dynamo smags? No, that's not right...
This photo could be seen in so many ways. Is it an image of Alex only just becoming aware of a giant paedo with a tiny bag name Brandon chasing him? Is it an image of the two of them running from me? Actually, it's just Alex laughing to Brandon about a certain stinker who shall not be named (the Mangina).
Alex - "Look, a marble block"
Me and Brandon - "That's concrete you dickhead"
Alex - "Oh yeah..."
When I took this, I was going to caption it paradise or heaven or something, but now I'm captioning it as this explanation plus a warning never to go there on the weekend. Or ever.
"Stretch it off!"
Let's get the camera out... and film shit all
HAHA!
Retard thought he was almost Rogie. Never did it though, to our disappointment. The slam would have been so funny!
Get on up that wall son. "I'm going to backslash the purple line", BZ doing a wallride, on a digicam with huge shutter delay!
It looked so weird with its huge legs and tiny body, Alex found this spider hilarious!
Grot turned up (Haha, Turdburglers!)
Gun 'em down!
BZ's grip job, encouraging us through the hail of BMXers and lurkers
Ah, Nordberg is it?
Ressurrection of the retarded faces. Poor, poor people.
His life is over
as is Ratface's, aka Dan Leech
Old Gooseface aka Smedstench came to join in the fun
It took many an attempt to capture the shining face of the chocolate man
The high point of the trip, the car journey back...
The blurred text in the middle of the picture (at the start of the paragraph) actually says "Nic "Chode" Powley". Strange.
My hand afterwards. In 2 days it was put through being grazed on Shipman's sofa, supporting a commando roll out of a powerslide gone wrong, getting blood blister-esque things, blisters, and griptape thumb.
To be honest, we had more fun the few hours we spent in Grantham the day before we left. It was packed, there was abusive men from with newcastle accents everywhere, the car journey was far too long, and the boredom was such that Alex would, and was, quite happily doing block tricks and attempts on the blocks at the bottom, whilst I ended up doing frontside wallrides up stairs and no comply tailslide again and again, and BZ just went up the wall, literally. The bowl was wet, and there were plenty of lurkers. Don't go there, I never will again.
Disclaimer: the phrase "chocolate man" was not intended to be racist
